Thanks, Angelica, for tagging me in yet another exciting tag! Check out her post for this – she nominated two awesome people (psst…Rose and Chizurue) besides me, but I think they happened to miss it! Thanks to Kyera for creating this creative tag as well!
The Rules:
• Link back to my original post on Kyera’s Library so I can see all your answers! (Be sure to do this via pingback, I don’t get notified if you just tag my URL)
• Thank the person(s) who tagged you… show the community some love!
• Obviously, come up with your wonderful answers!
• Don’t forget to tag others to keep the tag going!
• What you have left is your YA story! Go to this website which explains how to play with some pictures if you don’t know how to play MASH.
So instead of drawing a spiral to decide which option I end up with, I cheated and used my digital watch. I checked my watch after every category and divide the number of seconds by 4. Feel free to cheat in a similar as well or use a random number generator, but spirals are the best if you have time!
* ❂ = what I ended up with
Genre:
- Travel Journal
- Mystery
- Horror
- ❂Satire❂ (Oh boy, how concerning…can I even satire?)
Love Interest:
I’ve decided I want an OC, so I listed types instead of names.
- ❂Emo hairdresser❂ (Hm… hmmm….)
- Samurai with a famous katana
- Hospital patient
- Byronic aristocrat
Setting:
- Feudal Japan
- Rapunzel’s tower
- ❂A random high school❂ (not all that exciting, but fairly good for satire)
- Renaissance France
Transportation
- ❂Shopping cart❂ (I don’t know where this is going…)
- Horse
- Flying carpet
- Bus
Best Friend
- Dere-dere
- Fujoshi
- Housewife
- ❂Yandere❂ (!)
Villain
- ❂Ancient vampire❂ (Okay)
- Local pharmacist
- Butler with a suspicious mustache
- Telemarketer
Pet
- ❂Baby snake❂ (interesting)
- Cockroach
- Koi fish
- Frog
Job
- Cashier
- Sign language interpreter
- Waitress
- ❂Too rich for work❂ (Yes…finally something I can approve of)
Power
- Making money fall out of thin air
- Nullification
- ❂Senpai-baiting charm❂ (This is starting to become very not me)
- Ability to turn any line of speech into song
Trope or Twist
- Villain is actually the dad
- Best friend’s betrayal
- ❂Death flags❂ (yes…good stuff)
- The government was behind everything
The Story
Moya is an ordinary high school girl (oh, except for the fact that she’s filthy rich, ohohohohoho). She recently acquired an infant anaconda that her father hired people to capture from some forest deep within Sri Lanka, and she can’t wait to show off to all her classmates. All the senpais would be so impressed! But does the school have a rule against pets? Ohohoho…rules are only for peasants. But just in case, Moya hides her snake Hebi-tan between her boobs like all the best girls do.
“Ojousama, your ride is ready,” announces Moya’s driver. Moya descends gracefully down the staircase, only to see a shopping cart in place of her Mercedes. Whatever is going on?
“We’re very sorry, ojousama, but your car has been stolen this morning,” says the driver. The driver gently picks Moya up and places her in the shopping cart.
“But…but how will I get there on time?” Moya cries.
“Don’t worry, ojousama. I used to be a competitive runner.” The driver does a hair-flip and his sweat goes all kira-kira in the air. Moya is pushed through the neighbourhood at a high speed while the driver makes ambulance noises to warn everyone in the way. Hebi-tan falls out during the ride, because it’s not like there was anything holding it there in the first place.
Despite the thoughtful ambulance noises the driver makes, Moya’s shopping cart knocks over a row of senpais in front of the school. “Ah, to die under Moya’s tracks…” One of them exclaims in passion as he falls.
But Moya can’t settle for these plebeians. She makes her way into the classroom and sits down at her window seat, second from the back. Her friend Yan-chan pokes her from behind. “Psst…we’re going to have a transfer student today, you know?”
“No…? How did you know that, Yan-chan?” Moya asks, though it’s not like she cares.
Yan-chan smiles secretively. “He came from Tokyo and his parents own a hospital.”
“Wow, you sure know a lot, Yan-chan~” Moya praises her friend.
“You know, he also wrote fan-fiction in middle school, though he deleted all his accounts now. He shouldn’t have though, they were all so dark and gory and fantastic!” Yan-chan continues passionately, and Moya is amazed to see Kurokami-kun introduced by the teacher as the new transfer student. He is so…cool-looking!
Moya shoves the senpai beside her onto the floor, face-down. The teacher, seeing the empty seat, arranges for Kurokami-kun to sit next to Moya. Yan-chan looks disappointed… Moya tries to exercise her charm on Kurokami-kun, but class starts way too soon.
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Wow… this story is becoming longer than I intended for it to be. It’s also way more anime-like than bookish. I’ll end it here and finish it in another post soon. Thanks for reading my horrible satire, people.
Nominees:
Obviously, only if you have time and happen to feel like it~ Note that writing out the story isn’t actually a part of the tag, but I felt like I had to, because I wouldn’t be able to present my alternative life story as a synopsis that makes sense.
Hmmm…was this supposed to be my dream life? Oops, too bad. All the options I gave myself were completely random, and this is what it resulted in. Well, I wouldn’t mind being ridiculously rich and having senpai-charming powers though.
*dies a little* This made my day. Those senpais sound fantastic! XDD
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Lol…thank you! I’m looking forward to finish the story (no idea how…)
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Oooh, you’re going to write more?? Yay! I’m looking forward to it as well! 😀
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Still have to fit in that ancient vampire and death flag, among other things
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Haha, yeah, I wish you luck! I know it’s going to be awesome, though. 🙂
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Hahaha, this was very funny. That shopping cart though… I can’t rn.
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Also, I had no idea I was nominated until I read your post LOL…
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Haha…aren’t you glad though? I love this tag.
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Man, this was hilarious!
Emo hairdresser!
Also that snake… rip Hebi-tan!
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Lol…thank you! The hairdressing part is coming…soon. My condolences to Hebi-tan as well…(sorry I killed you off so soon and so horribly)
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This was great Moya-san!
Thanks for tagging me, I NEED to try this hehe.
Give us an ending!
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Thanks, Auri! I have no idea how to end it but it will happen…
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What. Where?? Oh I totally missed the tag. Thanks for the heads up Moya 😊
I am so confused. How do I do this tag? Love the story by the way. More please!
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You make up four random options of your choosing in each category and select one of the four randomly (using a random number generator or any method that gets you a random number). Then you use all the elements you end up with (10) and there you have the crux of your novel!
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Thanks Moya, I understand it better now that I’ve read this again. ^^
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Ask me whenever if you still have questions!
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You hit satire on the head! This is hilarious!
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Thanks, Shaddow! It was really fun to write, haha…
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Haha, It makes me happy to see that MASH is still around. So many hopes were placed on that game.
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